Plain Jane I Am

Work. Stress. Depression. Weight gain. It does get to a girl. And that is why I haven't been writing anything decent or profound. Not that I haven't had any thoughts. It's just that I don't think they're anything that would interest you. I haven't really been myself. Not the writer nor the artist. Just the worker. The mother. The wife. But not the blogger.

So along the lines of consistency, here's another post that's not exactly profound; may not even interest you, but what the heck. Found this while bloghopping. See if you find anything surprising about me:

Level 1
[x] smoked a cigarette *for a role in a school play; puked backstage afterwards
[ ] done weed
[ ] kissed a member of the same sex
[x] drank alcohol * 2 shots of Tequila and I conked out

Level 2
[x] been in love
[ ] shoplifted
[ ] been fired
[ ] been in a fist fight

Level 3
[x] snuck out of a parent's house
[x] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[ ] been arrested
[ ] made out with a stranger
[ ] gone out on a blind date

Level 4
[x] had a crush on an older person *a seminarian at that!!
[x] skipped school/class
[ ] slept with a co-worker
[x] seen someone/something die

Level 5
[ ] had/have a crush on one of your FRIENDSTER friends
[ ] been to Paris
[ ] been to Spain
[x] been on a plane
[ ] thrown up from drinking

Level 6
[x] eaten Sushi
[ ] been snowboarding
[ ] met someone BECAUSE of friendster
[ ] been mosh pitting
SO FAR: 10

Level 7
[ ] been in an abusive relationship
[x] taken pain killers
[x] love/like someone right now
[x] laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
[ ] made a snow angel/ man
SO FAR: 13

Level 8
[ ] had a tea party
[x] flown a kite
[x] built a sand castle
[x] gone puddle jumping
[x] played dress up
SO FAR: 17

Level 9
[x] jumped into a pile of leaves
[ ] gone sledding
[x] cheated while playing a game
[x] been lonely
[x] fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 21

Level 10
[ ] used a fake/someone else's ID
[x] watched the sun set
[x] felt an earthquake
[ ] killed a snake
SO FAR: 23

Level 11
[x] been tickled
[x] been robbed/vandalized
[ ] robbed someone
[x] been misunderstood
[ ] pet a reindeer
SO FAR: 26

Level 12
[x] won a contest
[ ] been suspended from school
[ ] had detention
[ ] been in a car/motorcycle accident
SO FAR: 27

Level 13
[ ] had/have braces
[ ] eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
[x] had deja vu
[x] danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 29

Level 14
[x] hated the way you look
[ ] witnessed a crime
[ ] pole danced
[x] questioned your heart
[x] been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 32

Level 15
[ ] squished barefoot through the mud
[x] been lost *in Macau!
[ ] been to the opposite side of the world
[ ] swam in the ocean
[x] felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 37

Level 16
[x] cried yourself to sleep
[x] played cops and robbers
[x] recently coloured with crayons/colored pencils/markers
[x] sang karaoke *videoke
[x] paid for a meal with only coins
SO FAR: 42

Level 17
[x] done something you told yourself you wouldn't
[x] made prank phone calls
[x] laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
[x] kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 46

Level 18
[x] written a letter to Santa Clause
[ ] been kissed under a mistletoe
[x] watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
[x] blown bubbles
[x] made a bonfire on the beach
SO FAR: 50

Level 19
[ ] crashed a party
[ ] have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
[ ] gone roller skating/ blading
[x] had a wish come true
[ ] humped a monkey
SO FAR: 51

Level 20
[x] worn pearls
[ ] jumped off a bridge
[ ] screamed "penis" at a football game.
[ ] swimming with dolphins
SO FAR: 52

Level 21
[ ] got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
[ ] kissed a fish
[x] worn the opposite sex's clothes
[x] Sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 54

Level 22
[x] screamed at the top of your lungs
[ ] can do a one-handed cartwheel
[x] talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
[x] stayed up all night
SO FAR: 57

Level 23
[ ] picked and ate an apple right off the tree
[x] climbed a tree
[x] had/been in a tree house
[x] are scared to watch scary movies alone
SO FAR: 60

Level 24
[x] believed in ghosts
[x] have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes
[ ] gone streaking
[ ] been in jail
SO FAR: 62

57% Crazy. Just your regular, plain Jane.

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Why AnneThology?

Anthology means a collection of poems, short stories, plays, songs, or excerpts. My name is Anne, and this blog contains a collection of my thoughts, musings and writings (poems, short stories), some songs I like, plus a sprinkling of excerpts I find worth sharing --hence, AnneThology.

Did you know?

Anthology derives from the Greek word ἀνθολογία (anthologia; literally “flower-gathering”) for garland — or bouquet of flowers — which was the title of the earliest surviving anthology, assembled by Meleager of Gadara.

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